When your fridge is empty on the 4th of July but the store has stairs
When your fridge is empty on the 4th of July but the store has stairs
1 year ago
289
Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears.
Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears. Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
1 year ago
448
Me trying to achieve that "sun-kissed" look ☀️😂
Me trying to achieve that "sun-kissed" look โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
353
Nokia engineers trying to remove the white frame from their new phone design inspiration 😂
Nokia engineers trying to remove the white frame from their new phone design inspiration ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
245
When someone destroys the Kaaba and all the Muslims suddenly power down like battle droids in Star Wars.
When someone destroys the Kaaba and all the Muslims suddenly power down like battle droids in Star Wars.
1 year ago
374
When your family tree looks more like a straight line 😂
When your family tree looks more like a straight line ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
388
When the sunbeam calls your name 😴☀️
When the sunbeam calls your name ๐Ÿ˜ดโ˜€๏ธ
1 year ago
443
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. 🤢
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
519
When you thought you finally found an empty stall and someone looks over 👁👁
When you thought you finally found an empty stall and someone looks over ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
475
When your rival steals your girl (and your Squirtle costume) 😭
When your rival steals your girl (and your Squirtle costume) ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
382
When you desperately want to go water skiing but also need to pick up the kids from school๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
400
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner 😂
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
339
When your workout routine gets a little too intense. 💀
When your workout routine gets a little too intense. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
388
Professor: "Where's the meat?" 
Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!" 
Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
Professor: "Where's the meat?" Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!" Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
1 year ago
291
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation 😂
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
415