When you ask your dealer for that good stuff and he brings broccoli.🥦
When you ask your dealer for that good stuff and he brings broccoli.๐Ÿฅฆ
1 year ago
368
Politicians before and after elections be like: 🥺➡️😐
Politicians before and after elections be like: ๐Ÿฅบโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
391
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." 😂
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
337
When basic biology goes against your belief system 😂
When basic biology goes against your belief system ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
233
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow 😭
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
251
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class won’t make me homeless 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class wonโ€™t make me homeless ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
405
When you get a full ride for throwing a football🏈 but end up making more investing in stonks📈
When you get a full ride for throwing a football๐Ÿˆ but end up making more investing in stonks๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
281
Me working so my cat can live their best life 😂
Me working so my cat can live their best life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
289
Fred and Daphne's bedroom adventures are always a mystery 🛏️😂
Fred and Daphne's bedroom adventures are always a mystery ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
241
When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it 😂.  "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. ✍️
When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it ๐Ÿ˜‚. "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. โœ๏ธ
1 year ago
275
They were too big to fail, right? RIGHT?! 😭
They were too big to fail, right? RIGHT?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
258
Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand.  Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. 🌊
Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand. Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. ๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
261
Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like 🐸
Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like ๐Ÿธ
1 year ago
520
Me trying to out-therapy my therapist by becoming their therapist's therapist. It's theraption.
Me trying to out-therapy my therapist by becoming their therapist's therapist. It's theraption.
1 year ago
297
Florida Woman: Just living my best life 💅, one shopping cart at a time. (Target employees hate her! See how she gets free sushi and cinnamon rolls with this one simple trick!)
Florida Woman: Just living my best life ๐Ÿ’…, one shopping cart at a time. (Target employees hate her! See how she gets free sushi and cinnamon rolls with this one simple trick!)
1 year ago
337