When she says she wants a real man 😂
When she says she wants a real man ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
130
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful.  They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful 😂
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
95
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce “cinnamon”
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
1 year ago
153
Being single vs. in a good relationship vs. being in a toxic relationship 😂
Being single vs. in a good relationship vs. being in a toxic relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
170
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin 😂
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
88
Me trying to touch my crush through the friendzone barrier ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
152
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
1 year ago
143
When you gotta catch 'em all, even if it means turning your bra into a Pokeball 😂
When you gotta catch 'em all, even if it means turning your bra into a Pokeball ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
109
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL.  The circle of life.
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL. The circle of life.
1 year ago
180
When you're an alien, but you've got to make a living somehow. Crop circles are so last season.🚜👽
When you're an alien, but you've got to make a living somehow. Crop circles are so last season.๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
86
Me trying to convince my friends to go hiking with me.
Me trying to convince my friends to go hiking with me.
1 year ago
144
When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday 😂
When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
99
Aztecs explaining human sacrifice: "It may not be a perfect system, but it's still the best one there is."
Aztecs explaining human sacrifice: "It may not be a perfect system, but it's still the best one there is."
1 year ago
115
Me after trying that new Mexican place 🔥🚽
Me after trying that new Mexican place ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
115
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers 🦪🍺
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
107