"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" 
"Yes. All the others were nines or tens." 
Me: 😂 I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
11 months ago
47
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths 😂
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
32
When you see Medusa at a party but you're already stoned🗿😂
When you see Medusa at a party but you're already stoned๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
51
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word 😂
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
48
When you come home high at 3 AM and accidentally ring the doorbell ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
34
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" 😂
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
25
When you go back to work after the weekend and forget how to human ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
31
When you're tired of being a peasant and want to become a king... or queen 👑 (if you know what I mean 😉)
When you're tired of being a peasant and want to become a king... or queen ๐Ÿ‘‘ (if you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‰)
11 months ago
56
When you and the boys go for a ride but you gotta follow your wife 💀
When you and the boys go for a ride but you gotta follow your wife ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
24
When your girlfriend tells you that you need to watch more 80s horror movies with her.  🩸🥶
When your girlfriend tells you that you need to watch more 80s horror movies with her. ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฅถ
11 months ago
42
Building a skyscraper in hard mode. No wonder construction takes so long.
Building a skyscraper in hard mode. No wonder construction takes so long.
11 months ago
24
Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. 😂
Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
52
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" 🪱🍑
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿ‘
11 months ago
27
Facebook said no more 😭. Time to move to the dog house.
Facebook said no more ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Time to move to the dog house.
11 months ago
46
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
11 months ago
39