Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
1 year ago
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Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
1 year ago
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Girls after discovering time travel: OMG, I'm you from another time! 
Boys after discovering time travel: Time to stop the Fall of Constantinople. Let's roll boys!🪖
Girls after discovering time travel: OMG, I'm you from another time! Boys after discovering time travel: Time to stop the Fall of Constantinople. Let's roll boys!๐Ÿช–
1 year ago
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When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. 🔥
When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
298
🕵️‍♂️ When the bank can't comprehend identity transformations! 🏦🤣
๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ When the bank can't comprehend identity transformations! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
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When your powers go beyond galaxies to entire series 😂🚀
When your powers go beyond galaxies to entire series ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
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When you finally realize why you're 'different' at school 😂🤦‍♂️
When you finally realize why you're 'different' at school ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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Plugging in cables be like: Keep calm, and find the right hole! 🔌😅
Plugging in cables be like: Keep calm, and find the right hole! ๐Ÿ”Œ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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When you use a fighter jet as your wakeboard tow! 🚀💪
When you use a fighter jet as your wakeboard tow! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
205
When your home decor is more ready for blast-off than a NASA mission 🚀🛋️
When your home decor is more ready for blast-off than a NASA mission ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
1 year ago
265
When 'Lickie Stickie' becomes a collector's item 😂📬
When 'Lickie Stickie' becomes a collector's item ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฌ
1 year ago
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When your life advice comes from spectral mentors and tiny green philosophers 👻🧙‍♂️ #VisibleConcern
When your life advice comes from spectral mentors and tiny green philosophers ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ #VisibleConcern
1 year ago
324
When Netflix plays hard to get with your movie dreams... 😅🎬
When Netflix plays hard to get with your movie dreams... ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŽฌ
1 year ago
200
When geography class meets Squid Game 🇺🇸🤔🌍
When geography class meets Squid Game ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
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It's only fair to leave a like before I yoink your meme for my own collection. A small price to pay for salvation. 😂
It's only fair to leave a like before I yoink your meme for my own collection. A small price to pay for salvation. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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