When your aunt walks in on you watching the Endless Eight arc, judges you, then you remind her why you're watching anime in the first place ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Obama dodging all the political drama like a boss ๐Ÿ˜Ž
9 months ago
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I like big butts and I cannot lie. ๐Ÿ‘
9 months ago
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Me recovering from a ONE HOUR social event ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me as a kid: I'm going to be an astronaut, an engineer, AND a doctor. Me now: I just wanna take a nap.๐Ÿ˜ด
9 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my family why a $12 carton of vegan eggs are cheaper than $3 regular eggs: ๐Ÿ”
9 months ago
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Nailed it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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WWI & WWII: Bombs away! ๐Ÿ’ฃ. WWIII: Syringes away! ๐Ÿ’‰. They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. ๐Ÿ‘€
9 months ago
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When life gives you lemons, dilute them for maximum profit or just use something else entirely. It's called capitalism, look it up
9 months ago
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Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me ignoring all the red flags๐Ÿšฉ because he's cute ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
8
If you know 5 people without problems, I NEED their numbers. Asking for a friend.
9 months ago
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When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
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Me trying to look cute in my profile picture vs. me five minutes later realizing I have 10 assignments due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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