Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one 😂
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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POV: You're a duck who cares about his carbohydrate intake 🦆🍞
POV: You're a duck who cares about his carbohydrate intake ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿž
11 months ago
44
When your friend says "I only smoke the finest Lego grown herbs 🌿"
When your friend says "I only smoke the finest Lego grown herbs ๐ŸŒฟ"
11 months ago
38
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...🤔
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
39
Hillary checking to see if her disguise is still working 😂
Hillary checking to see if her disguise is still working ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
71
Me, dropping the hottest take in the vegan group chat 🔥
Me, dropping the hottest take in the vegan group chat ๐Ÿ”ฅ
11 months ago
66
Me in 2030 getting cancelled for saying I like the opposite gender 😂
Me in 2030 getting cancelled for saying I like the opposite gender ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
71
Hillary Clinton tests negative for president.  Guess she'll have to stick to deleting emails. 😂
Hillary Clinton tests negative for president. Guess she'll have to stick to deleting emails. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
62
Bernie's on his way to the climate change conference...in his private jet.  Rules for thee, not for me! 😂
Bernie's on his way to the climate change conference...in his private jet. Rules for thee, not for me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
67
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself 😂
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
69
When you're so woke, you want to ban the one thing that keeps you warm and cooks your mammoth steaks. 🔥😂
When you're so woke, you want to ban the one thing that keeps you warm and cooks your mammoth steaks. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
64
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. 😂
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
45
Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child 🤔
Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
50
Getting ready for a press conference be like 🧀
Getting ready for a press conference be like ๐Ÿง€
11 months ago
77
This must be the real definition of "Like father, like son" 😂
This must be the real definition of "Like father, like son" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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