Me trying to remember which key is which without painting them💅
Me trying to remember which key is which without painting them๐Ÿ’…
10 months ago
64
POV: You rolled your eyes at your Mom in 1986
POV: You rolled your eyes at your Mom in 1986
10 months ago
30
If this is your first night at Waffle House, you have to fight. No syrup for the weak! 💪🥞
If this is your first night at Waffle House, you have to fight. No syrup for the weak! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฅž
10 months ago
35
💀💄💋 In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep😂
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹ In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
43
When the dog gets VIP treatment 😂🐾
When the dog gets VIP treatment ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿพ
10 months ago
51
Me after telling someone on the internet to just 'learn to code' and 'pull themselves up by the bootstraps'😴
Me after telling someone on the internet to just 'learn to code' and 'pull themselves up by the bootstraps'๐Ÿ˜ด
10 months ago
66
When you are driving fast and furious, and there's no family left so you have to actually pay for parking.
When you are driving fast and furious, and there's no family left so you have to actually pay for parking.
10 months ago
47
Los Angeles, where dreams are made of... and homelessness is a real issue. ✨🌴 #lalaland #realitycheck
Los Angeles, where dreams are made of... and homelessness is a real issue. โœจ๐ŸŒด #lalaland #realitycheck
10 months ago
62
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike 😂 #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
10 months ago
38
Back then, people knew how to fix cars. Now we need to be told not to drink battery acid. Progress? 🤔
Back then, people knew how to fix cars. Now we need to be told not to drink battery acid. Progress? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
69
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. 🤔
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
43
Scrum masters after the 15-minute standup: "Mysteriously disappear into the ether to do very important, top-secret, can't-tell-you-about-it work" 🔮🤫
Scrum masters after the 15-minute standup: "Mysteriously disappear into the ether to do very important, top-secret, can't-tell-you-about-it work" ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿคซ
10 months ago
47
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! 😂
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
39
Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed 💀
Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
44
Greece toll payment options:
1. E-Pass
2. Smart Pass
3. Other means of payment 😂
Greece toll payment options: 1. E-Pass 2. Smart Pass 3. Other means of payment ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
76