When your pickup line crosses the line from charming to concerning ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
8 months ago
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Meanwhile in Britain, it's the United Nations of school photos. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“ธ
8 months ago
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When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
8 months ago
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British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
8 months ago
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If you like someone, tell them. Don't break their bones. That's illegal. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
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"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
8 months ago
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That's one smart kitty ๐Ÿ˜น
8 months ago
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Samurai Warriors 4: Where you can finally achieve inner peace by turning off the female characters ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Nailed it! This caricature perfectly captures our...unique beauty. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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When you accidentally pick up all the groceries in one trip and your wife's impressed ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚ #seahorsedad
8 months ago
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Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free food motivation is REAL! ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‰
8 months ago
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Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to name your kid Josh ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
8 months ago
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POV: You just really gotta go, and this gas station bathroom is giving Chernobyl vibes.โ˜ข๏ธ
8 months ago
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