When she's the only dessert you need 😂
When she's the only dessert you need ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
116
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable 😂 #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
1 year ago
101
When Germans see 'Unlimited Speed' signs, they turn on chill mode 😎
When Germans see 'Unlimited Speed' signs, they turn on chill mode ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
135
Me trying to understand straight people 😂
Me trying to understand straight people ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
111
Putin: "Hold my Vodka"
Putin: "Hold my Vodka"
1 year ago
122
Steve Jobs being the ultimate hipster 😂
Steve Jobs being the ultimate hipster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
180
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: 🤔
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
170
Trump: "No one is above the law."  Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." 😂
Trump: "No one is above the law." Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
180
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
1 year ago
164
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level 💀
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
125
1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:🤳 "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:๐Ÿคณ "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
1 year ago
152
Me trying to catch my Cybertruck after missing a payment 😂
Me trying to catch my Cybertruck after missing a payment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
169
Me trying to justify buying that vintage Lego set I always wanted as a kid, except now it's worth more than my car 😂
Me trying to justify buying that vintage Lego set I always wanted as a kid, except now it's worth more than my car ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
107
When the acting class assignment is to pretend you haven't been fed and all the students are dramatic doggos 😂
When the acting class assignment is to pretend you haven't been fed and all the students are dramatic doggos ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
92
When you try to chat up some ladies but they turn out to be from Wales 😂
When you try to chat up some ladies but they turn out to be from Wales ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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