POV: You are walking down the street and you see this.
1 year ago
299
Me trying to find love in this world. 😭
Me trying to find love in this world. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
301
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. 😂
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
260
Me trying to ignore the New Year's Eve fireworks so I can keep gaming.  Priorities, people! 🎮
Me trying to ignore the New Year's Eve fireworks so I can keep gaming. Priorities, people! ๐ŸŽฎ
1 year ago
217
When you take too much acid and start debugging the matrix
When you take too much acid and start debugging the matrix
1 year ago
284
Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore 😭
Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
316
Me trying to enjoy my morning coffee after my roommate breaks the coffee machine. 😡☕️
Me trying to enjoy my morning coffee after my roommate breaks the coffee machine. ๐Ÿ˜กโ˜•๏ธ
1 year ago
295
Me trying to convince myself that my fear about the assignment deadline is irrational 😂
Me trying to convince myself that my fear about the assignment deadline is irrational ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
178
When you're named '#1 Dad' but accidentally walk in on your daughter's 'private time'. 😬
When you're named '#1 Dad' but accidentally walk in on your daughter's 'private time'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
238
When you accidentally open the front camera 😂
When you accidentally open the front camera ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
220
Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.🤯 Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!😂
Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.๐Ÿคฏ Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
353
When you're a walking, talking 💩 magnet. 🧲🪰
When you're a walking, talking ๐Ÿ’ฉ magnet. ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿชฐ
1 year ago
312
My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November 😂
My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
175
When you call the police because your food delivery is late 😂
When you call the police because your food delivery is late ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
264
Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" 
Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
1 year ago
216