Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web.  🐸💻🌌
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŒŒ
10 months ago
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When you need a bro, but all your bros are broke: Rent-A-Nigga is here! (Terms and conditions may apply, void where prohibited by common sense and basic human decency 😂)
When you need a bro, but all your bros are broke: Rent-A-Nigga is here! (Terms and conditions may apply, void where prohibited by common sense and basic human decency ๐Ÿ˜‚)
10 months ago
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I may not have any Tour de France wins, but hey, at least I have more testicles than Lance Armstrong now. Small victories, right? 😂
I may not have any Tour de France wins, but hey, at least I have more testicles than Lance Armstrong now. Small victories, right? ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
55
Me trying to explain my mood swings using high school chemistry knowledge 😂
Me trying to explain my mood swings using high school chemistry knowledge ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
63
When she says she's into "alpha males" 😈
When she says she's into "alpha males" ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
74
When your pants sag so low they reveal your inner baboon 🐒
When your pants sag so low they reveal your inner baboon ๐Ÿ’
10 months ago
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POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
10 months ago
83
Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function 😂
Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
51
New Star Wars Action Figures. Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen: Charred Remains 💀🔥. Perfect for recreating that iconic scene from A New Hope. For ages 18 and up (because it's kinda morbid 😂).
New Star Wars Action Figures. Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen: Charred Remains ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ. Perfect for recreating that iconic scene from A New Hope. For ages 18 and up (because it's kinda morbid ๐Ÿ˜‚).
10 months ago
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Me trying to remove my gel manicure after 6 months💅
Me trying to remove my gel manicure after 6 months๐Ÿ’…
10 months ago
74
Surrounded yet threatened? 🤔 Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
Surrounded yet threatened? ๐Ÿค” Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
10 months ago
39
Introducing the Privacy Tent: Because sometimes you just need to escape from reality (or your family) for a little while. Comes in multiple colors to match your aura. ✨🧘‍♂️😂
Introducing the Privacy Tent: Because sometimes you just need to escape from reality (or your family) for a little while. Comes in multiple colors to match your aura. โœจ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
54
Me trying to trash talk in real life after spending too much time online 🫠
Me trying to trash talk in real life after spending too much time online ๐Ÿซ 
10 months ago
48
Me trying to understand vampire logic 😂
Me trying to understand vampire logic ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
51
When you thought you were getting a dark and brooding superhero story, but you accidentally tuned into Cartoon Network ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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