UK: Maybe next time... Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought ๐Ÿ˜ˆ)
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When you want a memorable wedding...๐Ÿ‘„
7 months ago
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When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! โค๏ธ
7 months ago
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That escalated quickly ๐Ÿ˜ฌ This is why you should always think twice before posting anything online. #privacymatters #thinkbeforeyoupost #dontdox
7 months ago
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Skeletor knows what's up ๐Ÿ˜‚. Cheaper and probably more exciting than Evil-Lyn.
7 months ago
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When you invite everyone, but now you're surrounded by orcs and the vibe just isn't immaculate anymore ๐Ÿ˜ญ
7 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut ๐Ÿฉ and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
7 months ago
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Hillary Clinton checking her phone after the 2016 election results: ๐Ÿ“ฑ "Okay, so the presidency test came back negative...again. ๐Ÿ™„ Well, there's always 2024!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NeverGiveUp #ThirdTimesTheCharm
7 months ago
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When you're so far left, you forget basic biology ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Homeschooling #Transgender #LiberalTears
7 months ago
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Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš”
7 months ago
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When you have to trust the government or draw 25 ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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Me after shaving my legs in the winter. ๐Ÿฅถ
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