When you hear there are a few extra guests in the garage and Dad is happy about it.
7 months ago
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In Ireland, you don't choose the water temperature, the water chooses you. ๐Ÿ”ฅโ„๏ธ
7 months ago
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Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.๐Ÿท
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When your body pillow is shy but you still gotta show off her cute belly ๐Ÿ˜œ
7 months ago
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Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
7 months ago
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Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
7 months ago
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Me, realizing adulting isn't all sunshine and rainbows ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
7 months ago
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Skeletor is not wrong ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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This hat speaks volumes. Literally. And it's thirsty for something stronger than political discourse. ๐Ÿน๐Ÿธ
7 months ago
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Pakistan, France, and the UK walk into a bar... It's an Islamic conference on nuclear proliferation. Wait, what?
7 months ago
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Me working hard so my cat can live their best life ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜ด
7 months ago
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Live broadcasting from the moon in 1969 vs. live broadcasting from down the street in 2023. Guess we peaked early. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
7 months ago
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Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
7 months ago
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Han Solo has seen some things, including a golden age of Windows. Those were simpler times...
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