Me when the fire alarm goes off at 3 a.m and I remember all my assignments are due tomorrow 😂
Me when the fire alarm goes off at 3 a.m and I remember all my assignments are due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
295
When you're having a bad day, just remember there's an artist out there who filled a phone booth with goldfish and called it art. 🐠📞
When you're having a bad day, just remember there's an artist out there who filled a phone booth with goldfish and called it art. ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ“ž
1 year ago
179
Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across 😂
Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
181
If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! 🤔
If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
175
US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
1 year ago
239
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom:
*Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients*
Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first.  Love can wait. 😂"
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first. Love can wait. ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
296
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
1 year ago
157
Nailed it! Just not in the way I intended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #fail #backflip
1 year ago
318
Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. 😂
Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
294
When life gives you oranges, make art. 🍊👨‍🎨
When life gives you oranges, make art. ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽจ
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job 😂
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
322
Me having the time of my life in a scorching hot shower, then remembering I have to go to class soon and face the arctic temperatures waiting for me outside 🥶
Me having the time of my life in a scorching hot shower, then remembering I have to go to class soon and face the arctic temperatures waiting for me outside ๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
192
When the game is so bad, it gives you AIDS 💀. Instructions unclear, disc stuck in microwave.
When the game is so bad, it gives you AIDS ๐Ÿ’€. Instructions unclear, disc stuck in microwave.
1 year ago
191
Evolution of hip hop 🎤
Evolution of hip hop ๐ŸŽค
1 year ago
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