It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
3 months ago
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My lawyer just doesn't understand the burden of being a vigilante and signing boring legal documents. ๐Ÿฆ‡
3 months ago
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Comedian Daniel Tosh dropping some hard truths about why America's favorite pastime might be a little tone-deaf. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 months ago
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The secret ingredient for a happy marriage is apparently... coffee at midnight. ๐Ÿคซ
2 months ago
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My wife: 'Just hang the picture.' Me, an engineer: ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง
2 months ago
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The proud walk to inform my mom I've redecorated the carpet with my lunch. ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
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The ultimate test for any piece of hardware: Can it run Doom? This old Kodak camera passes with flying colors. ๐Ÿ’ช
2 months ago
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The one thing that can bring any man back from the edge. Priorities are straight. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
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And some people still ask why you'd want to use condoms. Exhibit A. ๐Ÿคฃ
2 months ago
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The difference between saying you're a genius and actually being one. Humility is a vibe. ๐ŸŽธ
2 months ago
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My entire existence was erased for Ghostbusters II. I ain't afraid of no ghost, but I am afraid of my parents' priorities. ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ“ผ
2 months ago
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When the detox foot pad pulls out last night's pasta dinner. ๐Ÿ
2 months ago
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Tyler, The Creator dropping some controversial wisdom on how to deal with online haters back in 2012. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป
2 months ago
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If the Windows 8 developers got stuck in a time machine set to 1995. ๐Ÿ’พ
2 months ago
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When you said you'd just 'quickly grab one thing' at the store. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 months ago
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