A tale of two continents and their differing views on blasters. This is the way. 🇺🇸
A tale of two continents and their differing views on blasters. This is the way. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months ago
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When you try to use the 'I identify as' card at the pearly gates. Nice try, Satan. 😈
When you try to use the 'I identify as' card at the pearly gates. Nice try, Satan. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
5 months ago
66
When the devil tries to be intimidating but you've spent too much time on the internet. 😂
When the devil tries to be intimidating but you've spent too much time on the internet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
44
That moment of realization when your doctor knows more about your diet than you do. 😬
That moment of realization when your doctor knows more about your diet than you do. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
52
The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. 😉
The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. ๐Ÿ˜‰
5 months ago
59
That awkward moment you realize 'thinking for yourself' just means repeating what the politicians say. 🐑
That awkward moment you realize 'thinking for yourself' just means repeating what the politicians say. ๐Ÿ‘
5 months ago
36
When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. 🤣
When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. ๐Ÿคฃ
5 months ago
62
You just know it's about to be the best Chinese food you've ever had when the menu pictures are faded and a kid is doing homework at a table. 🔥
You just know it's about to be the best Chinese food you've ever had when the menu pictures are faded and a kid is doing homework at a table. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
5 months ago
58
This mug perfectly describes my personality: polite on the surface, but don't push me. ☕️🖕
This mug perfectly describes my personality: polite on the surface, but don't push me. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ–•
5 months ago
51
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. 🤖💥
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฅ
5 months ago
42
Grandpa's out here with the vintage 'Nostalgia' fit, and I have some questions. 💀
Grandpa's out here with the vintage 'Nostalgia' fit, and I have some questions. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
49
A wholesome craft with an unwholesome truth bomb. Now I can't stop thinking about this at networking events. 🤝
A wholesome craft with an unwholesome truth bomb. Now I can't stop thinking about this at networking events. ๐Ÿค
5 months ago
38
When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! ✊
When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! โœŠ
5 months ago
64
That's one way to make a first impression on your future father-in-law. 😬
That's one way to make a first impression on your future father-in-law. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
27
When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day.  microwave. 🤷‍♂️
When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day. microwave. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months ago
36