Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door🚓👮‍♀️😂
Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses 😂
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.😴
Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
282
Me after shaving my legs in the winter.  🥶
Me after shaving my legs in the winter. ๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
275
😬 Yikes... this one is walking a tightrope between humor and bad taste.
๐Ÿ˜ฌ Yikes... this one is walking a tightrope between humor and bad taste.
1 year ago
263
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do ⏰😂
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
When you want to activate your suicide vest but pull the string on your hoodie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. 😂
When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Power Rangers and their allegiance to Lord Zedd ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Meanwhile, on 4chan, accurate and respectful cultural analysis is being conducted. 😂
Meanwhile, on 4chan, accurate and respectful cultural analysis is being conducted. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
301
She said: "It's me or the beer!"  Anyway...🍺
She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
190
This dog learned one important lesson in 8 months. Never skip leg day! 💪
This dog learned one important lesson in 8 months. Never skip leg day! ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
201
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest 😂 #FriendzoneChronicles
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
1 year ago
139
When your friend finishes before you in the next room over and you're both quoting Street Fighter 😂
When your friend finishes before you in the next room over and you're both quoting Street Fighter ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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