Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
1 year ago
362
When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
1 year ago
258
When you're feeling artsy and your hand becomes your canvas.🦢🎨
When you're feeling artsy and your hand becomes your canvas.๐Ÿฆข๐ŸŽจ
1 year ago
288
When you ask your cat to fix your computer and they take the expression "finding the mouse" a little too literally 😂
When you ask your cat to fix your computer and they take the expression "finding the mouse" a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
252
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!🐔🔥
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
260
Me when I take the shortcut and it doesnโ€™t work: ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
265
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
1 year ago
357
Skeletor is not wrong 💀😂
Skeletor is not wrong ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
402
When your self-driving car is actually someone playing Grand Theft Auto in Bangalore 😂
When your self-driving car is actually someone playing Grand Theft Auto in Bangalore ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
295
This hat speaks volumes. Literally. And it's thirsty for something stronger than political discourse. 🍹🍸
This hat speaks volumes. Literally. And it's thirsty for something stronger than political discourse. ๐Ÿน๐Ÿธ
1 year ago
364
Live broadcasting from the moon in 1969 vs. live broadcasting from down the street in 2023. Guess we peaked early. 😂
Live broadcasting from the moon in 1969 vs. live broadcasting from down the street in 2023. Guess we peaked early. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
1 year ago
245
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂.  Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
1 year ago
243
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom💀
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
315
Han Solo has seen some things, including a golden age of Windows. Those were simpler times...
Han Solo has seen some things, including a golden age of Windows. Those were simpler times...
1 year ago
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