When edgy jokes cross skyscraper-high lines... 🏙️🚫
When edgy jokes cross skyscraper-high lines... ๐Ÿ™๏ธ๐Ÿšซ
1 year ago
306
When he says he's just reading the 'paper' 😂📄
When he says he's just reading the 'paper' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“„
1 year ago
179
Mario's secret? It's not just the 'shrooms, it's the extra pixels he's packing. Where do those extra 48 pixels come from? 🤔 Is it pure Italian magic? 🇮🇹
Mario's secret? It's not just the 'shrooms, it's the extra pixels he's packing. Where do those extra 48 pixels come from? ๐Ÿค” Is it pure Italian magic? ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
1 year ago
321
When you take your Ford to the mechanic and they just circle the entire car with a sharpie 😂
When you take your Ford to the mechanic and they just circle the entire car with a sharpie ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
294
Me explaining to my date that I’m looking for a relationship in 5 business years, after I graduate and buy my first apartment😂
Me explaining to my date that Iโ€™m looking for a relationship in 5 business years, after I graduate and buy my first apartment๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
202
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. 😂
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
143
Me trying to get my crush's attention ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
305
When even the future you needs a spoiler alert! 📚😂
When even the future you needs a spoiler alert! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
293
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. 💀
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
261
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. 🥲
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. ๐Ÿฅฒ
8 months ago
434
Bringing financial stability and freedom, one intervention at a time. 🫡
Bringing financial stability and freedom, one intervention at a time. ๐Ÿซก
8 months ago
377
When the insurance company asks how your house caught on fire during a flood... you just gotta play dumb. 🔥💧
When the insurance company asks how your house caught on fire during a flood... you just gotta play dumb. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ง
7 months ago
473
The look on Batman's face says it all. He's this close to finding a new Robin. 🤦‍♂️
The look on Batman's face says it all. He's this close to finding a new Robin. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months ago
378
When the profanity filter tries to help but ends up making things a million times worse. Poor Nasser. 💀
When the profanity filter tries to help but ends up making things a million times worse. Poor Nasser. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
275
Just trying to pick the right setting on the EU's brainwashing machine. Which cycle are we on today? 🤔
Just trying to pick the right setting on the EU's brainwashing machine. Which cycle are we on today? ๐Ÿค”
1 day ago
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