When your friends are ready to go home, but you're not ready to leave the party ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PartyAnimal
1 year ago
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When even the Seven Kingdoms agree: Prevention is key! 😂🛡️
When even the Seven Kingdoms agree: Prevention is key! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
1 year ago
425
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job 😂
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
322
Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
1 year ago
345
When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. 😂
When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
240
Me pretending to touch grass 😂
Me pretending to touch grass ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
391
She's not just breaking the law, she's breaking the cycle of dirty dishes. A true criminal mastermind.
She's not just breaking the law, she's breaking the cycle of dirty dishes. A true criminal mastermind.
1 year ago
341
When you want to add a little *oomph* to your coworkers' day 😂.  Just imagine the jumpscares! This is the ultimate office prank throne 👑.
When you want to add a little *oomph* to your coworkers' day ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just imagine the jumpscares! This is the ultimate office prank throne ๐Ÿ‘‘.
1 year ago
290
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
1 year ago
397
Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again 😂
Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
378
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication 😂
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
385
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
1 year ago
388
Somehow my 5 minutes is more important than the extra hour I gave them yesterday. Office logic is a special kind of chaos. 🤡
Somehow my 5 minutes is more important than the extra hour I gave them yesterday. Office logic is a special kind of chaos. ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
232
He understood the assignment... a little too well. Meet Twin #1 and Twin #2! 😂
He understood the assignment... a little too well. Meet Twin #1 and Twin #2! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
282
When your intrusive thoughts are so vivid they make your therapist quit. 💀
When your intrusive thoughts are so vivid they make your therapist quit. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
454