Me trying to figure out if I'm winning or losing at being single ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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POV: You're chilling and vibing with your friends when you get a call from your buddy to come outside. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to convince myself that my life isn't that bad after all ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
5
Jesus: "Love thy neighbor... or else."
10 months ago
8
Choosing the right browser is crucial. Internet Explorer users be like: HA! HA! I am using the internet.
10 months ago
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When you try to fix already perfect technology ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6
When you're a genius but still want to play with blocks ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿคฃ
10 months ago
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When you need to hang your giant laundry to dry after doing laundry for the giants, but can't find an appropriately sized clothespin
10 months ago
5
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚. "I'm calling the Apple Store!" Sir, this is a Wendy's.
10 months ago
5
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
10 months ago
4
Finally! I can add bacon to my burger without all the hassle of actually cooking bacon๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Google translate be like: English - Be cunning. Czech - Be a Jew.
10 months ago
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TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
10 months ago
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POV: You're going down in life, and still trying to hold it all together ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
5
When your meme game is strong but your social life is Forever Alone ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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