When you're ready for the race, both on and off the track. 🏎️💨
When you're ready for the race, both on and off the track. ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
279
Me trying to figure out how to use a Wii for the first time 😂
Me trying to figure out how to use a Wii for the first time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
307
Jesus: "Love thy neighbor... or else."
Jesus: "Love thy neighbor... or else."
1 year ago
307
Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you.  Step 4: Profit? 🤔
Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you. Step 4: Profit? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
230
When the woodpecker hits the wrong note 🎶😵
When the woodpecker hits the wrong note ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜ต
1 year ago
212
When you realize your elbows can see better than you... 🤯👀
When you realize your elbows can see better than you... ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
223
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
1 year ago
189
Nailed it. 😂
Nailed it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
353
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! 💣. WWIII: Syringes away! 💉.  They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. 👀
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! ๐Ÿ’ฃ. WWIII: Syringes away! ๐Ÿ’‰. They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
255
When you and your mini-me match so hard, a DNA test is just a formality. 😂
When you and your mini-me match so hard, a DNA test is just a formality. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
261
Me trying to decipher my brain after one too many adult beverages 😂
Me trying to decipher my brain after one too many adult beverages ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
240
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. 🤢
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
374
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation 😂
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
299
When your Fujitsu laptop starts acting up and you try every jitsu to fix it 😂
When your Fujitsu laptop starts acting up and you try every jitsu to fix it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
256
The only logical explanation as to why America uses the imperial system is the chaotic rollercoaster they ride every day.🇺🇸🎢
The only logical explanation as to why America uses the imperial system is the chaotic rollercoaster they ride every day.๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŽข
1 year ago
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