One slept with 3000 men and died of AIDS, while the other slept with 3000 women and is alive. ๐Ÿค” What's the message here? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
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Me pretending to be shocked by the contents of my acceptance letter to Hogwarts
10 months ago
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When the escape room designer took 'over the top' a bit too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚. Between the cyborg grizzly bear and the psychic octopus, I'm not sure where to even begin! Is that cake worth it? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
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When your one last time isn't the last time. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
10 months ago
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Nein! I said no dogs allowed in ze house! ๐Ÿ˜พ
10 months ago
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Me struggling to put just the right amount of toothpaste on the brush. It's a fine art! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you bring a knife to a tank fight, but still win ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
10 months ago
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Harry's pickup lines are getting weirder and weirder ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to be smooth and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
10 months ago
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C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
10 months ago
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When you think you're getting a raise, but it's just a troll ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Building Stonehenge? Easy peasy. Just follow these simple instructions! ๐Ÿคฃ
10 months ago
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Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night ๐Ÿธ
10 months ago
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When you and your partner win the couples costume contest. ๐Ÿ’š
10 months ago
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