Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
1 year ago
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Me: *gets sent to my room as a kid* 😭
Me: *gets sent to my room now* 😎🕹️
Me: *gets sent to my room as a kid* ๐Ÿ˜ญ Me: *gets sent to my room now* ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you're on the moon and realize you forgot your keys...inside the Earth. 🌎 🗝️ 😅
When you're on the moon and realize you forgot your keys...inside the Earth. ๐ŸŒŽ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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Jennifer's rollercoaster of emotions in 60 seconds 😂.  From "Will you marry me?" to "You have 6 days to move out!"  This is one wild ride! 🎢
Jennifer's rollercoaster of emotions in 60 seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚. From "Will you marry me?" to "You have 6 days to move out!" This is one wild ride! ๐ŸŽข
1 year ago
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When your Kpop bias performs for the South Korean special forces.
When your Kpop bias performs for the South Korean special forces.
1 year ago
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When you choose the shortest route on Google Maps and it takes you across an active runway 😂
When you choose the shortest route on Google Maps and it takes you across an active runway ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're arguing with someone online and they start using "facts" and "logic 😂 #PoliticalHumor #LiberalvsRepublican
When you're arguing with someone online and they start using "facts" and "logic ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PoliticalHumor #LiberalvsRepublican
1 year ago
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When you and your friends decide to go to Comic-Con as the Star Wars crew but the budget only covers half the costumes 😂
When you and your friends decide to go to Comic-Con as the Star Wars crew but the budget only covers half the costumes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
47
When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally 😬
When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. 🤔
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow!  ☀️
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! โ˜€๏ธ
1 year ago
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My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? 😂
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
44
Me trying to draw the Union Jack from memory after my 5th pint. Close enough.
Me trying to draw the Union Jack from memory after my 5th pint. Close enough.
1 year ago
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When she says she wants a real man 😂
When she says she wants a real man ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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