When 'standing up for yourself' takes on a whole new meaning 😂🦽
When 'standing up for yourself' takes on a whole new meaning ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆฝ
1 year ago
316
When your PC's motto is 'reduce, reuse, recycle' ♻️ while your Mac's motto is 'Apple a day keeps the upgrades away' 🍏💻
When your PC's motto is 'reduce, reuse, recycle' โ™ป๏ธ while your Mac's motto is 'Apple a day keeps the upgrades away' ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
198
When the pumpkin plans don't match the execution 🎃😱🤣
When the pumpkin plans don't match the execution ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
190
When you ask for a spell, but get a royal mix-up 😂🪄👑
When you ask for a spell, but get a royal mix-up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿช„๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year ago
236
My internet when I'm trying to watch Breaking Bad and an ad starts playing 😂
My internet when I'm trying to watch Breaking Bad and an ad starts playing ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
297
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question 🤔. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ๐Ÿค”. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
1 year ago
294
Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?🤔
It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. 😂
Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?๐Ÿค” It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
184
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" 😂
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
261
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in 😬
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
306
Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower 😂
Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
291
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
306
Pro of being an adult: I can eat a whole box of cookies. Con of being an adult: I ate a whole box of cookies.
Pro of being an adult: I can eat a whole box of cookies. Con of being an adult: I ate a whole box of cookies.
1 year ago
363
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
306
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: 🎣 "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: ๐ŸŽฃ "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
1 year ago
329
When you call the Graffiti Removal Hotline and they send this guy 😂
When you call the Graffiti Removal Hotline and they send this guy ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
336