The most wholesome crime ever committed. She was just paying it forward to the next generation of party-goers. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you realize adulting is just one long sleepover you can't get picked up from. Send help! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Imagine finding out you failed your midterm because you went viral on Twitter. That's a special kind of pain. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Some food crimes are so unforgivable that even the brand itself has to block you. ๐Ÿ’€
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The duality of parental concern. One brings the love โค๏ธ, the other brings the suspicion ๐Ÿง.
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Dad saw his opportunity and took it. Never change, Dads, never change. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Some sisters don't play games when it comes to their brothers. She is the final boss. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Website cookie banners be like: 'Your privacy is important to us, but our ad revenue is importanter.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you want to study law but you realize you've got more potential as the criminal. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿงน
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CEOs: *fire everyone to save money* Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' ๐Ÿค”
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He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... ๐Ÿ˜ค
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Spider-Man spitting straight facts about extraterrestrial linguistics. My brain hurts now. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ›ธ
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When the doctor has the darkest sense of humor... and the worst possible news. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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And that's the origin story of why math homework feels like eternal damnation. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ“š
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