It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. 😉
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. ๐Ÿ˜‰
10 days ago
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Don't mind me, just bringing my tactical snack dispenser to the movies. They'll never suspect a thing! 🤫
Don't mind me, just bringing my tactical snack dispenser to the movies. They'll never suspect a thing! ๐Ÿคซ
10 days ago
25
Be like a panda: black, white, Asian, and packing heat against racism. 🐼🔫
Be like a panda: black, white, Asian, and packing heat against racism. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ”ซ
10 days ago
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Obi-Wan instantly regretting his decision to give a laser sword to a farm boy who looks at it like a telescope.
Obi-Wan instantly regretting his decision to give a laser sword to a farm boy who looks at it like a telescope.
10 days ago
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And that's how we ended up with dollar signs for variables and inconsistent function names. Thanks, Satan! 😈
And that's how we ended up with dollar signs for variables and inconsistent function names. Thanks, Satan! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 days ago
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When you take the advice 'follow your dreams' a little too literally... and the law gets involved. 😬
When you take the advice 'follow your dreams' a little too literally... and the law gets involved. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 days ago
32
Talk about a high-stakes trip to the mall. This doctor's diagnostic test is something else. 💀
Talk about a high-stakes trip to the mall. This doctor's diagnostic test is something else. ๐Ÿ’€
10 days ago
26
And they say office jobs are boring. This Polish Police Chief certainly knows how to make a bang! 💥🇵🇱
And they say office jobs are boring. This Polish Police Chief certainly knows how to make a bang! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ
13 days ago
35
My classmates turning my public execution into their personal Netflix special. 🥲
My classmates turning my public execution into their personal Netflix special. ๐Ÿฅฒ
14 days ago
33
Engineers, get ready for your new overlord. It's programmed to ask for status updates every 5 minutes. 🤖
Engineers, get ready for your new overlord. It's programmed to ask for status updates every 5 minutes. ๐Ÿค–
16 days ago
30
Some things you can't unsee, even with an invisibility cloak. Harry is scarred for life. 😭
Some things you can't unsee, even with an invisibility cloak. Harry is scarred for life. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
16 days ago
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When your tall friend says 'it's not that deep' but for you it's the Mariana Trench. We all know a Frank.
When your tall friend says 'it's not that deep' but for you it's the Mariana Trench. We all know a Frank.
17 days ago
35
When you hate nature so much you replace it with industrial 'green' energy solutions. Ah, progress! 🤦‍♂️
When you hate nature so much you replace it with industrial 'green' energy solutions. Ah, progress! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
17 days ago
26
Forget chemtrails, the real conspiracy is the Bovine Gaseous Offensive. 🐮💨 The truth is out there!
Forget chemtrails, the real conspiracy is the Bovine Gaseous Offensive. ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ’จ The truth is out there!
17 days ago
29
When you think your new shoes are the future but Kevin Durant hits you with a legendary roast. That's a violation! 💀
When you think your new shoes are the future but Kevin Durant hits you with a legendary roast. That's a violation! ๐Ÿ’€
18 days ago
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