He won the parking lottery, but at what cost? 🤔
4 hours ago
This is what they call mutually assured destruction 💣😂
4 hours ago
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. 💀
4 hours ago
Fred always had the best plans... for himself, that is. 😏
4 hours ago
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. 💀
4 hours ago
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. 😈
5 hours ago
Username checks out. This security guard is taking 'company time' to a whole new level. 🤘
5 hours ago
For Your Eyes Only... and maybe your doctor's. 😉
8 hours ago
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. 💀
8 hours ago
When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. 😂
9 hours ago
When you're hunting for a great white shark but find a whole different kettle of fish. 🦈
9 hours ago
They'll be looking for knives, not for... 'tactical accessories'. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😉
10 hours ago
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! 😉
11 hours ago
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? 💀
1 day ago
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. 😅
1 day ago