Apparently, my entry was a little too 'cheeky' for the office pumpkin carving contest. Worth it. 😂
3 hours ago
That moment when you're clearly having a bad day but still need a peer-reviewed source for everything. 🤔
9 hours ago
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. 😐
9 hours ago
My AI said this mushroom provided a 'once in a lifetime' experience. I guess it wasn't lying... 😵‍💫
9 hours ago
When you're about to get checkmated but your King has seen the movie '300' one too many times. 🤣
9 hours ago
Dr. Spooky with the scariest costume idea of the century. Who needs a horror movie when you have a vaccine insert? 😱📜
9 hours ago
The uno reverse card of Tinder bios. He matched her energy perfectly. 😂
9 hours ago
My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. 👣
11 hours ago
Some costumes are just the bomb... and some get you fired. He chose both. 💣
11 hours ago
Yeah, me neither. Still waiting for the promised apocalypse. Any day now...
11 hours ago
Inflation hits everyone hard, even the welcoming committee. We're cutting back on non-essential services, like warning shots. 😂
11 hours ago
When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. 🎤
6 days ago
That's not the kind of magic Hermione was expecting. She should have chosen heads. 😳
8 days ago
Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. 🤫
8 days ago
A timeless piece of public service announcement from the legendary Dave Chapelle. If you know, you know. ✍️
8 days ago