They took this from you. Now we have soulless gray boxes instead of these majestic burger thrones. 😭
They took this from you. Now we have soulless gray boxes instead of these majestic burger thrones. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
3 months ago
144
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. 😬
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
165
One person's romantic persistence is another person's giant red flag. 🚩
One person's romantic persistence is another person's giant red flag. ๐Ÿšฉ
3 months ago
147
So the employee satisfaction survey wasn't *actually* anonymous... good to know. 🚶‍♂️
So the employee satisfaction survey wasn't *actually* anonymous... good to know. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
121
You don't cheat death. You just replace it. Chuck Norris got a promotion. 💀
You don't cheat death. You just replace it. Chuck Norris got a promotion. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
164
Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. 🙏
Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. ๐Ÿ™
3 months ago
142
That moment of pure panic when you realize your vibe check is in someone else's hands. 😱
That moment of pure panic when you realize your vibe check is in someone else's hands. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
3 months ago
102
All that tuition money for a computer science degree finally paid off. It's not dumb if it works! 🎓😂
All that tuition money for a computer science degree finally paid off. It's not dumb if it works! ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
164
My entire career path explained by how much effort I'm willing to put into getting a pizza. SaaS life chose me. 🍕😂
My entire career path explained by how much effort I'm willing to put into getting a pizza. SaaS life chose me. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
163
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! 😳
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
3 months ago
156
That feeling when you're finally too old for the priests... a bittersweet moment of relief. 😂
That feeling when you're finally too old for the priests... a bittersweet moment of relief. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
169
Mind blown! She's a biological submersible carrying precious cargo on a 9-month deployment. 🤰🌊
Mind blown! She's a biological submersible carrying precious cargo on a 9-month deployment. ๐Ÿคฐ๐ŸŒŠ
3 months ago
157
This is how you know you're officially old. To them it's a vending machine, to us it was 1.44 MB of pure potential. 💾👴
This is how you know you're officially old. To them it's a vending machine, to us it was 1.44 MB of pure potential. ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿ‘ด
3 months ago
116
That's one way to get the message across. Emotional damage is the new diet plan. 💀
That's one way to get the message across. Emotional damage is the new diet plan. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
105
When Iran decides to play with matches near the world's biggest gas station. ⛽️💥
When Iran decides to play with matches near the world's biggest gas station. โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
3 months ago
171