POV: You're a golden retriever on acid. ๐Ÿถโ˜๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ
1 month ago
When you accidentally open the front camera ๐Ÿ‘
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When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Europe: "We need to do something about the growing migrant crisis." Migrants: "Say no more fam!"
1 month ago
Wow, this street has changed a lot! Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ‘ด
1 month ago
When you see your type of guy
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UK: Maybe next time... Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought ๐Ÿ˜ˆ)
1 month ago
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're drunk at 3 am and go to the drive-thru ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
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Divorced men over 50 looking for love in all the wrong places ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to subtly become Megamind
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Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
1 month ago
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. ๐Ÿ—
1 month ago
So, if you're happy in a non-muslim country, why did you even leave your own? ๐Ÿค”
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