When your one-night stand has transformed into a multi-volume encyclopedia of knowledge๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When being polite goes extinct ๐Ÿ˜‚. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
3 months ago
Me trying to justify to my mom that subtitles aren't for babies ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Touchdown! This edible stadium is the MVP of any Super Bowl party. ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿคค
3 months ago
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
POV: Youโ€™re the emo kid and your family still thinks youโ€™re a cinnamon roll. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ”ฅ Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ“ˆ
3 months ago
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
When you're the last man on Earth, but you prefer your own company ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
3 months ago
Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they wonโ€™t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ 
3 months ago
When the squirrels discover the bird feeder is more than just a snack dispenser ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’จ
3 months ago
When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago