18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike 😂 #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
1 year ago
90
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar 😂 #straybar #doglife
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar ๐Ÿ˜‚ #straybar #doglife
1 year ago
171
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. 🥲
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. ๐Ÿฅฒ
1 year ago
160
When you accidentally open the family group chat after Thanksgiving dinner. 😬
When you accidentally open the family group chat after Thanksgiving dinner. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
165
When you accidentally open the front-facing camera 🤳
When you accidentally open the front-facing camera ๐Ÿคณ
1 year ago
134
Los Angeles, where dreams are made of... and homelessness is a real issue. ✨🌴 #lalaland #realitycheck
Los Angeles, where dreams are made of... and homelessness is a real issue. โœจ๐ŸŒด #lalaland #realitycheck
1 year ago
131
When the political discourse gets a little too heated 🔥
When the political discourse gets a little too heated ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
169
When you are driving fast and furious, and there's no family left so you have to actually pay for parking.
When you are driving fast and furious, and there's no family left so you have to actually pay for parking.
1 year ago
146
Me after telling someone on the internet to just 'learn to code' and 'pull themselves up by the bootstraps'😴
Me after telling someone on the internet to just 'learn to code' and 'pull themselves up by the bootstraps'๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
178
Me trying to explain to my mom that sitting in traffic is less fulfilling than being a professional gamer 🎮
Me trying to explain to my mom that sitting in traffic is less fulfilling than being a professional gamer ๐ŸŽฎ
1 year ago
209
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
152
When the dog gets VIP treatment 😂🐾
When the dog gets VIP treatment ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿพ
1 year ago
178
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day 😂.  It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' 🤢. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!💐
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' ๐Ÿคข. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
182
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" 🐶😂
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
240
💀💄💋 In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep😂
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹ In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115