When fascism comes to America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a crossโœ๏ธ. (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 ๐Ÿ˜‚)
3 months ago
Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Finally a pillow for those rough flu seasons ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches ๐Ÿ’€. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
3 months ago
Me trying to unsubscribe from any email list ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
3 months ago
Twilight? Mid. Yuru Yuri? Peak.
3 months ago
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ
3 months ago
Me trying to access my account after buying a single coffee โ˜•
3 months ago
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
When you love coffee a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜•๏ธ
3 months ago
Me setting my goals so low, I'm guaranteed to achieve them ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Motivation #Winning
3 months ago
When mom finds your secret online life ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ
3 months ago
Me when I realize that my browsing history is probably enough to get me on some kind of watchlist: ๐Ÿคก
3 months ago
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
3 months ago
When she says she'll be gentle ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago