Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed 💀
Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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Me after Thanksgiving Dinner 😂
Me after Thanksgiving Dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! 😂
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
167
Scrum masters after the 15-minute standup: "Mysteriously disappear into the ether to do very important, top-secret, can't-tell-you-about-it work" 🔮🤫
Scrum masters after the 15-minute standup: "Mysteriously disappear into the ether to do very important, top-secret, can't-tell-you-about-it work" ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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Me in the metaverse, enjoying a virtual steak, while my physical body is just chilling on the sidewalk probably about to get run over by a bus 😂
Me in the metaverse, enjoying a virtual steak, while my physical body is just chilling on the sidewalk probably about to get run over by a bus ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me when someone calls out my meme addiction but I'm internet famous 😎
Me when someone calls out my meme addiction but I'm internet famous ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
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My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. 🤔
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Me trying to flirt 🤓😂
Me trying to flirt ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you want to add more weight, but the weights want to add more you.🏋️😂
When you want to add more weight, but the weights want to add more you.๐Ÿ‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Back then, people knew how to fix cars. Now we need to be told not to drink battery acid. Progress? 🤔
Back then, people knew how to fix cars. Now we need to be told not to drink battery acid. Progress? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 🐒
Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 ๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
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Me realizing halfway through my drive that I might've just run a few red lights because I was jamming too hard to "Bohemian Rhapsody". 😬
Me realizing halfway through my drive that I might've just run a few red lights because I was jamming too hard to "Bohemian Rhapsody". ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike 😂 #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
1 year ago
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When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar 😂 #straybar #doglife
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar ๐Ÿ˜‚ #straybar #doglife
1 year ago
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Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. 🥲
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. ๐Ÿฅฒ
1 year ago
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