When you try to sext but Star Wars and weed are life ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you ask your kid to share their apple juice ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to play it cool when my friend asks for help setting up their new gaming PC. ๐Ÿคซ
3 months ago
It's all fun and games until someone gets waxed... ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go...but make it adorable. (โ โ‰งโ โ–ฝโ โ‰ฆโ )
3 months ago
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee โ˜•๐Ÿ˜‚ #babylife #breastfeeding
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my friends why I'm always questioning everything ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
Single? Just make a heart-shaped egg. Problem solved! โค๏ธ
3 months ago
When your friend doesn't understand the concept of butt stuff ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคค
3 months ago
Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
3 months ago
When the whole village wants to bless your new ride ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
3 months ago
When you and your friends eat too many smurfberries ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘…
3 months ago
Me realizing hell might be the better option after seeing what some people consider "heavenly" company ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
When you love heavy metal so much, you create your own periodic table of heavy metal bands ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค˜
3 months ago