"So, I hear you like bad boys?" "I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
3 months ago
When your left brain tries to calculate the trajectory of your right brain's paintbrush mid-splatter ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿบ
3 months ago
When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my family that I'm "talking" to someone online.
3 months ago
Rebecca Black: *gets bullied out of school* Bullies: What day is it? Rebecca Black: ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
3 months ago
Me trying to explain my crazy hair day ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
3 months ago
When you're a furry and want everyone to know: ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ "Honk if you're furry!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ They see me rollin', they hatin', tryin' to catch me ridin' furry. ๐Ÿพ
3 months ago
Mom: "Be careful on the internet!" 5 yo me:"Ok mommy!" 13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
3 months ago
This baby came prepared. No coat hanger needed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my professor why my 2 Girls 1 Cup film analysis is a valid piece of academic work ๐Ÿง
3 months ago
When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago