Me trying to be a smooth criminal๐Ÿ˜Ž
7 months ago
They faked the entire company?! Even had business cards! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Level ๐Ÿ’ฏ piracy. They didn't just steal the designs, they stole the whole dang identity! ๐Ÿคฏ
7 months ago
Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? ๐Ÿค”
7 months ago
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyone know how to delete a life?
7 months ago
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. ๐Ÿค”
7 months ago
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
Cinderella in reverse: From princess to cleaning lady. It's called character development... or just a really bad hangover.
7 months ago
When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
That's no moon...it's a cookie jar! ๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿช
7 months ago
Me when I see a faucet that changes color based on the water temperature
7 months ago
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago