Me showing up at my dream anime destination vs. Reality hitting me harder than a truck-kun.
26 days ago
Socialism: ensuring equal misery for the masses, except for the elite few who get the fancy pool and sports cars. 🤔
26 days ago
Globalist tears taste like locally sourced, chemical free, organic kale đŸŒŋ😂
26 days ago
Me trying to run Google Chrome in 2025 with 8GB of RAM 😂
26 days ago
Me realizing I forgot to buy a Birkin Bag and matching diamond earrings at the airport duty-free 💅 #RichPeopleProblems
26 days ago
Me trying to decide which side to be on... 🤔😂
26 days ago
Me trying to explain to my friend from a tropical country what snow is: đŸŒ¨ī¸â„ī¸
26 days ago
Aliens watching humans buy organic food: 💀 "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't đŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤Ŗ"
26 days ago
Me explaining that a lack of male role models is contributing to the rise in toxic masculinity. Her: So? 😂
26 days ago
When you accidentally become a God among men after a social experiment.
26 days ago
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. đŸ¤ĸ
26 days ago
These torii gates have survived a tsunami and a nuclear bomb. They're clearly made of pure resilience and a touch of magic. âœ¨â›Šī¸
26 days ago
Putin and Chavez discussing the subtle differences between Americans and fermented dairy products 😂
26 days ago
When you invite "a friend" and their "roommate" to your party and then suddenly Julius and his crew crash in asking for the dance floor and Mike's Hard 😂
26 days ago
When you realize you're on the wrong side of the internet.
26 days ago