Me and the boys on our way to become cryptids 👽
Me and the boys on our way to become cryptids ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
166
When your Kia is a Mercedes, but society says it's a 2003 Honda Civic. 😂
When your Kia is a Mercedes, but society says it's a 2003 Honda Civic. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
154
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish 😩
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
106
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" 😴
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
164
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love 💖
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love ๐Ÿ’–
1 year ago
163
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
1 year ago
89
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? 🤔  Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? 🤷‍♂️
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? ๐Ÿค” Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
167
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
1 year ago
166
Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
1 year ago
134
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket 😂
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
82
When you get banned for posting a slightly controversial opinion 😂 #FacebookJail #CommunityStandards
When you get banned for posting a slightly controversial opinion ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookJail #CommunityStandards
1 year ago
139
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could 😂. RIP Dad 💀.
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could ๐Ÿ˜‚. RIP Dad ๐Ÿ’€.
1 year ago
154
Me realizing I'm the only one at the baby shower not pregnant🤰
Me realizing I'm the only one at the baby shower not pregnant๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
164
Finally, a use for old bras! These 'Petunia Perkies' are all the rage this season 😂🌺
Finally, a use for old bras! These 'Petunia Perkies' are all the rage this season ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒบ
1 year ago
161