Boys will be boys, even with a time machine. Preventing Amazon from getting the rights to LOTR? A true hero.
6 months ago
When you and your friends try to keep a secret, but everyone in the group is a snitch 🤫😂
6 months ago
Me and the boys preparing to dominate at laser tag. One does not simply walk into Mordor... You gotta run from those lasers! 😂
6 months ago
When your pick-up lines are as bad as your seasickness. 🤢
6 months ago
"Run for Gender Equality" they said, 10km for men and 5km for women 😂
6 months ago
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
6 months ago
Me trying to pee with a boner 😂
6 months ago
Big tech says they're stopping misinformation, but then they also... 🤔
6 months ago
Me realizing the girl I met online is really just my neighbor Steve in a wig 😂
6 months ago
Me trying to find an easier way to achieve my goals, but my brain cells have other plans 😂
6 months ago
Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. 😂
6 months ago
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food 😂
6 months ago
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
6 months ago
When you know the answer in class and want the teacher to notice you 😂
6 months ago
Will Smith to his wife's new boyfriend 😂
6 months ago