When you over-engineer your moat but still manage to keep the cabbages dry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
27 days ago
When you really need to protect your cabbages from floods. ๐Ÿ˜‚
27 days ago
These store rules are wild ๐Ÿ˜‚ Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. ๐Ÿ’จ
27 days ago
Me, an atheist, petting the tiger: 'Sup, stripes?'๐Ÿ…
27 days ago
When the sign is brutally honest ๐Ÿ˜‚. No sugarcoating here, just pure, unadulterated truth. It's like the sign is saying, 'Look, I'm not going to lie to you, if you hit me, you're about to have a REALLY bad day.'
27 days ago
When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
27 days ago
Me trying to figure out which is worse: being broke or being shot ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you want to give her money but she still wants to dance๐Ÿ’ƒ
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Me trying to escape my responsibilities
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Me pretending I donโ€™t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. ๐Ÿ˜‚
27 days ago
To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐Ÿš€ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
27 days ago
When you are excited about the cake, but you also donโ€™t want your younger sibling to grow up ๐Ÿ˜‚
27 days ago
Party like this or you'll party like...๐Ÿ˜‚
27 days ago
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโ€™t like America: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
27 days ago
When you see Comic Sans being used everywhere ๐Ÿ˜‚
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