When you're tired of being a peasant and want to become a king... or queen ๐Ÿ‘‘ (if you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‰)
3 months ago
Nokia phones when they fall vs iPhones ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you're 16 in Germany, you might have a beer or two. ๐Ÿป
3 months ago
When you go back to work after the weekend and forget how to human ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook๐Ÿ˜‚. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now๐Ÿ˜œ.
3 months ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means your buddy has to hold the urinal for you. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚ #vintagevibes #70sfashion #publicrestroomproblems
3 months ago
When you come home high at 3 AM and accidentally ring the doorbell ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
That's one way to blow bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜
3 months ago
When you and the squad try to "Be Different" but end up looking exactly the same ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Europeans calculating how much to tip at a restaurant ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you see Medusa at a party but you're already stoned๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths ๐Ÿ˜‚
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