Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
3 months ago
When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice 😂
3 months ago
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen 🐜
3 months ago
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: 😂 I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
3 months ago
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
3 months ago
Me after accidentally confessing my deepest desires instead of saying "I want to kiss your puppy" 🥹
3 months ago
Me and the boys on our way to find the last surviving Blockbuster.
3 months ago
POV: It's your average Tuesday
3 months ago
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my therapist that the coffee wallpaper is breathing. ☕
3 months ago
When the StarCraft servers go down, and you realize you have no life outside of the game 😭
3 months ago
When science and fiction collide! Carl Sagan + Lando Calrissian = Neil deGrasse Tyson. The formation of the ultimate science communicator. 😂🔭🌌
3 months ago
Me trying to protect my wallet during the Steam Summer Sale
3 months ago
Kim Jong Il before and after discovering the wonders of oxygen.
3 months ago