Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
312
When the dog gets VIP treatment 😂🐾
When the dog gets VIP treatment ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿพ
1 year ago
421
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day 😂.  It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' 🤢. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!💐
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' ๐Ÿคข. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
389
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" 🐶😂
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
559
💀💄💋 In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep😂
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹ In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
274
If this is your first night at Waffle House, you have to fight. No syrup for the weak! 💪🥞
If this is your first night at Waffle House, you have to fight. No syrup for the weak! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฅž
1 year ago
279
When the marketing team takes "Final Destination" a bit too literally 😂
When the marketing team takes "Final Destination" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
322
POV: You rolled your eyes at your Mom in 1986
POV: You rolled your eyes at your Mom in 1986
1 year ago
360
Me trying to remember which key is which without painting them💅
Me trying to remember which key is which without painting them๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
344
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 🏎️😂
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
368
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.💀
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
277
That moment when you realize you could've bought groceries for a week with that DoorDash delivery fee 😂
That moment when you realize you could've bought groceries for a week with that DoorDash delivery fee ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
294
When someone says "trust me bro" instead of showing you the data 😂
When someone says "trust me bro" instead of showing you the data ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
379
Vet: He's obese.
Cat: *tells his friend that the vet called him a beast*
Vet: He's obese. Cat: *tells his friend that the vet called him a beast*
1 year ago
272
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app 😂
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
247