Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you get what you wish for ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
Me realizing there are camgirls out there making more money than me with less effort ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
3 months ago
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
3 months ago
He who follows the herd only sees assholes ๐Ÿ˜‚. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘
3 months ago
When you are arguing with your friend about who hangs up the phone first ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
3 months ago
Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
Facebook said no more ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Time to move to the dog house.
3 months ago
The space race: when bragging rights meant risking your life for a giant leap for mankind (and maybe some extra government funding) ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€
3 months ago
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿ‘
3 months ago
When your coworker keeps stealing your chair, time for some harmless revenge ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago