Me trying to pee with a boner 😂
7 months ago
Big tech says they're stopping misinformation, but then they also... 🤔
7 months ago
Me realizing the girl I met online is really just my neighbor Steve in a wig 😂
7 months ago
Me trying to find an easier way to achieve my goals, but my brain cells have other plans 😂
7 months ago
Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. 😂
7 months ago
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food 😂
7 months ago
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
7 months ago
When you know the answer in class and want the teacher to notice you 😂
7 months ago
Will Smith to his wife's new boyfriend 😂
7 months ago
When you try to chat up some ladies but they turn out to be from Wales 😂
7 months ago
When the acting class assignment is to pretend you haven't been fed and all the students are dramatic doggos 😂
7 months ago
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. 🐱✨ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
7 months ago
POV: you're an ancient pharaoh who invented timestamps to skip the NordVPN sponsor segment.
7 months ago
Parachute companies realizing their customers aren't around to write bad reviews 💀👑
7 months ago
Me trying to justify buying that vintage Lego set I always wanted as a kid, except now it's worth more than my car 😂
7 months ago