Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat 😂
Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
20
I don't always talk to art students, but when I do, I make sure to ask for the largest fries they can find and some ketchup packets to dip those golden taters in. 🍟
I don't always talk to art students, but when I do, I make sure to ask for the largest fries they can find and some ketchup packets to dip those golden taters in. ๐ŸŸ
10 months ago
31
Me when my mom wants to see my search history 🫣
Me when my mom wants to see my search history ๐Ÿซฃ
10 months ago
17
When you have the high ground, but also have to go potty outside. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #HalloweenCostume
When you have the high ground, but also have to go potty outside. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #HalloweenCostume
10 months ago
56
Me trying to explain to my friends why I spend so much time at the playground. 👀
Me trying to explain to my friends why I spend so much time at the playground. ๐Ÿ‘€
10 months ago
31
When you accidentally put the boat in "R" instead of "D" 🚤💥
When you accidentally put the boat in "R" instead of "D" ๐Ÿšค๐Ÿ’ฅ
10 months ago
27
Thor with his upgraded hammer: When you need to call for backup, but also smash some frost giants.
Thor with his upgraded hammer: When you need to call for backup, but also smash some frost giants.
10 months ago
46
When you try to look tough in your yearbook photo but end up looking like you just got caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar 😂
When you try to look tough in your yearbook photo but end up looking like you just got caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
45
So, basically every religion started as a cult? 🤔
So, basically every religion started as a cult? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
31
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
10 months ago
16
When you have 99 problems and then Beyonce calls to tell you she is pregnant with problem #100 😂
When you have 99 problems and then Beyonce calls to tell you she is pregnant with problem #100 ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
20
Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
10 months ago
23
When you regret all your life decisions that led to this moment.
When you regret all your life decisions that led to this moment.
10 months ago
13
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep 😂
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
18
When you match couple costumes with your partner but they don't get the assignment 🍃🥷
When you match couple costumes with your partner but they don't get the assignment ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฅท
10 months ago
35