Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช
3 months ago
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ’ฉ
3 months ago
When you take the wrong escalator at the mall and accidentally join the Rebel Alliance ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
POV: you hear a weird noise at 3 AM and go to check it out ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
3 months ago
POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿน
3 months ago
Me trying to remove a stain from my white shirt
3 months ago
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience ๐ŸŽข
3 months ago
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
3 months ago
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Thanks, Reddit! ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to explain my weekend to my therapist.๐Ÿคฏ
3 months ago
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿข
3 months ago
If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! ๐Ÿคช
3 months ago
One represents tradition and class, the other one is the real love story.
3 months ago