Me trying to be respectful of different religions but also not wanting to clutter my brain with thousands of years of mythology and fairy tales.๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ
6 months ago
When you love Hello Kitty, but also the Second Amendment ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ”ซ
6 months ago
Finally, a pizza I can sleep with and not feel guilty about afterwards ๐Ÿ˜‹
6 months ago
Me: I want to get fit but... also me: *gets fit anyway*๐Ÿ˜ˆ No more excuses! Let's go! ๐Ÿ’ช
6 months ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When someone tries to preach to you but you have receipts of their hypocrisy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ #Burn
6 months ago
When you try to explain how diverse flags can be, but everyone only sees Norway
6 months ago
When you're trying to enjoy a romantic moment with your significant other, but your nosy neighbor's dog won't stop staring ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚ #AlpacaLove #NosyNeighbor #WinterRomance
6 months ago
Me after watching V for Vendetta for the first time. I'm ready to take down the government now! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
6 months ago
When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When you realize Whitney Houston's music really *was* dope after hearing about the cause of her death ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
From magazines to cartridges to digital downloads, one thing remains constant: the joy of playing Mario with friends and family! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ
6 months ago
When your cat has no boundaries and your partner is concerned they may pick up some bad habits ๐Ÿ˜น
6 months ago
When youโ€™re heading to your concert in the opposite direction ๐Ÿ˜‚ #KanyeWest #KanyeEast
6 months ago