Me trying to figure out why Xbox swapped the A and B buttons ๐Ÿ˜ซ
26 days ago
Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago
Pretty informative chart. Now I know what kind of party favors to bring next time ๐Ÿฅณ
26 days ago
Me trying to subtly bring my plushie to bed with me so my parents don't judge ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago
When you and your friends decide to go to Comic-Con as the Star Wars crew but the budget only covers half the costumes ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
26 days ago
When you want to promote safe sex, but also kind of a savage. ๐Ÿ’€
26 days ago
When your code throws so many errors, it needs its own O'Reilly book ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago
Surfers: We should be able to ride this wave, no problem. The ocean: Lol, kelp
26 days ago
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child ๐Ÿ˜‚. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself ๐Ÿคซ.
26 days ago
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘‘
26 days ago
Me trying to reconnect to the Wi-Fi at 3am after posting a spicy meme online ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago
Build your own pocket-sized Fรผhrer! Perfect for history buffs and aspiring dictators. (Batteries and world domination plans not included)
26 days ago
When you take too much LSD ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ
26 days ago