When your ex takes ghosting to the next level 💀
9 months ago
When he's broke but honest 😂
9 months ago
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
9 months ago
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. 😂
9 months ago
When Chief Brody sees the size of the local pride parade 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
9 months ago
Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
9 months ago
Trump: "No one is above the law." Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." 😂
9 months ago
When you just wanna use the ladies' room, but everyone's too preoccupied with their gender politics 🙄
9 months ago
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" 🤫😂 The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. 📱🔒
9 months ago
Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
9 months ago
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time! Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer 🍺
9 months ago
When inclusivity forgets to include the other side of the story 🤔
9 months ago
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: 🤔
9 months ago
Me trying to explain basic biology in 2023 🧬
9 months ago
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
9 months ago