Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild 😂
Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out how much I should be spending on my wine. Should I use time instead of money? 🍷
Me trying to figure out how much I should be spending on my wine. Should I use time instead of money? ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
147
Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains 😂
Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
149
When it's 3 p.m. and you're a Muslim MotoGP racer:  'Allahu Akbar! (even if it's mid-turn)' 😂
When it's 3 p.m. and you're a Muslim MotoGP racer: 'Allahu Akbar! (even if it's mid-turn)' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
1 year ago
149
When you're a Jedi Master but the council cuts your funding. 😔 May the spare change be with you.
When you're a Jedi Master but the council cuts your funding. ๐Ÿ˜” May the spare change be with you.
1 year ago
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Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! 😅
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 year ago
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John's got his priorities straight. Forget about serving the country, he's on a mission to find love in uniform 😂.
John's got his priorities straight. Forget about serving the country, he's on a mission to find love in uniform ๐Ÿ˜‚.
1 year ago
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Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
1 year ago
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When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! 💨
When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
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When you forget to put the gas cap back on after filling up… and yes, it’s a woman 😂
When you forget to put the gas cap back on after filling upโ€ฆ and yes, itโ€™s a woman ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162
When you ask for milk and they deliver… the whole cow.
When you ask for milk and they deliverโ€ฆ the whole cow.
1 year ago
180
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward 😂
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
190
R2-D2, but he's having an existential crisis because he's made of snow and summer is coming. ☃️
R2-D2, but he's having an existential crisis because he's made of snow and summer is coming. โ˜ƒ๏ธ
1 year ago
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