Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day 😂
Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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FALCON PUNCH!! It solves teen pregnancy...and probably a few other problems too 😂
FALCON PUNCH!! It solves teen pregnancy...and probably a few other problems too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
220
When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command 😂. Resistance is futile!💍
When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command ๐Ÿ˜‚. Resistance is futile!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
142
Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle.  💦
Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle. ๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
240
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
1 year ago
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"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade 😂
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you want to celebrate but choose the wrong day
When you want to celebrate but choose the wrong day
1 year ago
150
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time 😂
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
231
When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning 😂
When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to decide which toaster to buy after seeing one in an influencer's bathroom 🤔
Me trying to decide which toaster to buy after seeing one in an influencer's bathroom ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up 😂😍
Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
228
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) 😂
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. Especially 15 million Ukrainians and 3 million Russians during the Holodomor. 💀
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. Especially 15 million Ukrainians and 3 million Russians during the Holodomor. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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Me receiving the "Most Likely to Scroll Through Memes for 3 hours straight" award. 😂
Me receiving the "Most Likely to Scroll Through Memes for 3 hours straight" award. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
209
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
1 year ago
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