Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.🥔💅
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
139
One leg up on the competition.🎓
One leg up on the competition.๐ŸŽ“
1 year ago
158
This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo.  🤦‍♂️
This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
141
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best 💩🚽
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
119
When you realize the Empire is just one big corporation and you're just another cog in the machine. #StarWarsProtest #GalacticProblems
When you realize the Empire is just one big corporation and you're just another cog in the machine. #StarWarsProtest #GalacticProblems
1 year ago
95
When you ask for a large Coke in America 😂
When you ask for a large Coke in America ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
150
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
1 year ago
90
Liverpool fans be like: 😭😂😭😂
Liverpool fans be like: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153
Tyrion Lannister + Super Mushroom = Dr. House 🍄
Tyrion Lannister + Super Mushroom = Dr. House ๐Ÿ„
1 year ago
164
So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? 🤔 I guess we'll never know for sure 😂
So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? ๐Ÿค” I guess we'll never know for sure ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133
When Turkey takes "be yourself" a bit too literally in their EU application process 😂
When Turkey takes "be yourself" a bit too literally in their EU application process ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
102
Poland: "I want to make new friends." *Sees Germany* "Nope." *Sees Turkey comforting Germany* "Actually, EU membership does have its perks after all."
Poland: "I want to make new friends." *Sees Germany* "Nope." *Sees Turkey comforting Germany* "Actually, EU membership does have its perks after all."
1 year ago
135
From pillaging villages to partying in clubs, Sweden has definitely changed. At least the hair game is still strong 💪.
From pillaging villages to partying in clubs, Sweden has definitely changed. At least the hair game is still strong ๐Ÿ’ช.
1 year ago
147
When you think you caught the ball but it's actually stuck in the sun's glare ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
When your friends are plastic, but your love is real.
When your friends are plastic, but your love is real.
1 year ago
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