When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: 🤔 Guess I'll become a pirate then.đŸ´â€â˜ ī¸
26 days ago
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
26 days ago
Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad 😈
26 days ago
When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
26 days ago
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. 💀
26 days ago
When Darth Vader gives you the ultimate rejection 😂
26 days ago
When your game crashes for the 100th time and you're about to become one with the rage. đŸ˜ĄđŸ•šī¸
26 days ago
Modern FPS games be like: walk 5 feet, watch cutscene. Repeat.
26 days ago
Me trying to remember the broadcast MAC address after completing my CCNA course. đŸ¤¯
26 days ago
George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy 😂
26 days ago
Batman: "I'll listen to your joke." Joker: "Knock knock..." Batman: "Come in." 😂
26 days ago
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
26 days ago
When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind 😂
26 days ago
When your math homework says "show your work":
26 days ago
Billie Eilish's brother be like, "I only date girls who are the spitting image of my talented sister". 😂
26 days ago