This mug perfectly describes my personality: polite on the surface, but don't push me. ☕️🖕
1 month ago
You just know it's about to be the best Chinese food you've ever had when the menu pictures are faded and a kid is doing homework at a table. 🔥
1 month ago
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. 👀🍕
1 month ago
The social media cold war has officially been declared. May the best profile pic win. 👀
1 month ago
The official gadget for when you're too lazy to even hold your phone while lying down. We have peaked as a civilization.
1 month ago
When your landlord makes a ridiculous complaint, you have to respond with an ultimate petty move. This is next-level strategic thinking. 🧠
1 month ago
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. 🤣
1 month ago
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. 😂
1 month ago
When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. 🤣
1 month ago
This dad's parenting style is on another level. Revenge is a dish best served cold... like ice cream. 😉
1 month ago
That awkward moment you realize 'thinking for yourself' just means repeating what the politicians say. 🐑
1 month ago
Well, that's one way to look at it. Technically correct, and also a massive red flag. 🚩🤷‍♂️
1 month ago
The most important step to success is always the last one on the list.
1 month ago
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. 📞💥
1 month ago
The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. 😉
1 month ago